Elmira Edit Meaning

1.

An urban center in "upstate" New York that contains nothing but a large prison with a statue of a naked man in front of it, a few dive bars, projects, crackhouses, and a purple-obsessed college that tries to pretend its not located in the middle of a ghetto. Elmira attempts to hide its horridness behind the fact that Mark Twain wrote a few books on the outskirts of this godforsaken place. However, those who live in Elmira always live by the wise words of the revered white haired author - "Sometimes too much drink is barely enough."

If you are traveling to the city of Elmira, be sure to bring your pepper spray.

There are no rainbows OR puppies in Elmira!

See ghetto, twain

2.

A place where succubi (succubus singular) are being raised to eat up the souls of Men.

He has a girlfriend from Elmira, we do not see him anymore

See succubus, elmira, soul, devil, girlfriend, soulless

3.

A city in Upstate New York. The other people that made definitions about Elmira are all wrong. Some say it is a terrible place to live, which isn't true at all. There are plenty of good and safe neighborhoods in Elmira. Also, the person that said "bad shit rarely goes down" is wrong because there has already been at least 8 shootings this year that I know of and that is a lot for a city of its size. There are ghettos, crackhouses, gangs, drugs, and many problems, but this can be found in a lot of cities.

Overall Elmira is a good place to live and does have some very nice neighborhoods. It was ranked #3 in America's Best Green Cities and has some of the best and most desirable housing in the country. Its downtown is coming back and the population is now on the upswing.

See el-town, e-town, gang, crackhouse

4.

Elmira is a very beautiful city if you actually look close. They have old Victorian houses everywhere, a river that runs through the whole city, parts of the city still have brick streets, bridges everywhere, beautiful buildings and churches, a prison that is hundreds of years old that is a gorgeous powerful looking building, and you can also get a bit of the country side in elmira. Elmira the city its self is beautiful, its just the ppl who want to destroy it. Its pretty sad, because that city could be so much more prosperous and could just shine if the people would let it.

Damn, what Elmira once was

and what it could be again today.

See elmira, upstate

5.

This small "city" has the allure of Mark Twain writings in its past and a once very populated city of 100k+ people. This city "use" to be bumpin, that is until all the 13 year old girls decided that birth control was too expensive. Now this urban slum has nothing but crummy bars and crappy night life. Too many old people and way to many youngsters with baby carriges. If you are looking for drugs, beer, or jail-bait, come to Hellmira. If you want to have a good time bar craqling, go to any other town located away from Elmira.

"This place is h-elmira looking."

See elmira, beer, booze, drugs, jail, crack, meth, boring, washed up, has-been

6.

So far all of you guys are wrong that said things about Elmira. There are some bad places in Elmira, but just as many good places. Yes there are projects, crackhouses, and gangs, but it isn't that bad of a place to live. The one that said "bad shit rarely goes down" is very wrong because Elmira does have a high crime rate for a city of its size.

The people that posted the other things obviously have never lived in Elmira and haven't seen it all.

See el-town, elmira, city, projects

7.

n. a lesbian

a homosexual woman.

a dyke.

girl, that elmira totally has the hots for you.

See lesbian, carpet muncher, woman, homosexual, dyke