Elmwood Park Edit Meaning

1.

the best town ever. the school is currupt, but it looks nice. the administraters are crazy. kids drop out everyday. everyone smokes everything and we even got a few crack heads. day and day more people get arrested for somthing. nothing ever changes. the bigges news in town is the re-ups.

we've got a spot everywhere to blaze a blizzy, light up an L. we got the couches, the tresel, pick-it spot, me crib and madd otha places. and every one in town knows and hates beatle juice(the ugliest girl in school).all and all elmwood park is a chill town.

we all live in Elmwood Park

See ep, nj, l, drugs, pot, weed

2.

where there is a new experience everyday. people are dropping out of school becoming pot heads, and the pot heads are gettin strait and going to college. people are being held hostage in hotels and elementry schools because there is a guy running around w. a gun. the wrestling coach looks like a rocker jesus. and athletes are its future. freshmen are playing and starting on varisty sports.the football team hasnt won a game in the psat 4 years.the basketball teams made it all the way to states. freshmen girls are on birth control..seniors are gettin married. everyone is known for something. being smart, a slut, a jock, a younger sibling of someone. skaters are invading the town.

elmwood park..its a cracked up town

See dirty jersey, east paterson, shit hole

3.

The most boring town in Illinois. Mostly constructed for little kids, as the parks have signs that say "No children over 10 allowed." Most teenagers are driven wild as there is no where to stay or go, only one skatepark in the middle, and it closes at eight when summer curfew is eleven.

"Elmwood Park is so lame! There's nothing to do here."

See elmwood, park, illinois, lame

4.

The place where I live. It is a terrible village with no one who is an induvidual there. The only decent school around is on the edge River Forest and even the teachers there are retarded crack heads. Every girl there is on the softball team and wear there hair in a stupid mess on the top of their heads. They all listen to generic crap music like that lipgloss song. They are complete bitches about gays and african americans. Trust me, no one there has heard of AC/DC. Besides my realitives. There is an ex-residant of there who is now in rehab, the so called richest family there are all inbred jackasses who ask little girls if they have dicks. My worst years took place in that town. They are anti-british, anti-french, anti-muslim, pro-bush, and pro-ann coulter. If you want to move there and become an illiterate assholes who are obsessed with disney and Mtv, be my guest. Just pay mind to the so called "ghetto" across North Ave. It isn't though. I lived there, it is just like any other neighborhood, it changes, it's not a ghetto, it is a respectable area, other than Elmwood Park.

All the bitch aberzombies live in Elmwood Park. All the fools who don't know their past who don't have a future move to Elmwood Park. The only cool people there are Brendon, Mike, me, Sheila, Grandma, Uncle Frank, and that old Athiest guy my mom fixed a watch for.

See hell, illiterate, jackass, crack, aberzombie

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well, elmwood park on a map is locatedd closee by to the town knows as patterson, which most people seems to believe is the ghettoestt off ghetto foshizzle and because we live here in elmwood park some of the ghettoness rubbed off on uss through out the yearss. this is why when we go to other towns such as saddle brook we own cause they are not used ot our level of ghettoness, but garfieldd hun, garfieldd is adifferent storyy

elmwood park people kick ass :

See ep, ghetto, definition, jersey, fun