What is Elon University?
1.
Elon University is not so much a small college as it is a 24/7 bar. If you go there, you will drink. Heavily. Every day.
Man it's Monday morning, thank god we go to Elon so we can start boozing.
2.
An amazing school in a small town in North Carolina. Home to amazing parties and even more amazing girls. Everyone there drinks... Heavily. West End, light house and any of the few Sigma Pi loacations are usually filled with kids drinking and having a good time. It is very country club like- i am yet to see more than a few fat and or ugly people on campus. Greek Life is huge and for a good reason. If anyone is considering attending this university i would strongly advise them to go here.
A conversation between two kids at Elon University
1: hey i just got out of class, what are you doing?
2: I am at the bar, come over
1: ok, im on my way
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3.
A college in North Carolina, comprising mostly of Northerners. Not bad people overall, a little immature. A preppy place, and on its way up in the world. The girls are better than the guys.
There is a large percentage of homosexual guys. Be in a fraternity.
4.
Probably one of the biggest joke schools in the country. Rich white people send their children here so they can tell their friends they are in private school. These children spend four years taking high school level classes and partying to the point of needing a transplant before graduation (or dying, both have occurred).
"Oh, you go to Elon University? Good luck finding a real job."
"If you don't value your education and really really liked high school, Elon University is definitely for you!"
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