Elongation Factors

What is Elongation Factors?

The measure of attractiveness of a female. A negative number demotes the recoliation of the testicles into the body cavity.

That nasty chick has an elongation factor of minus 4.

Klickitat

1. A place that should be used for nuclear testing. A non-friendly, shit hole town with way too many drug users! Why the fuck would you wa..

The Joe-joe

1. Waking up with another guy naked just wearing a t-shirt and one sock Dude you were so fucked up you did the Joe-Joe and didn't eve..

Cripplesac

1. The art of simultaneously pinching your boyfriends nipples whilst putting your foot in his ball sac/groin. I supermaned my girlfriend a..

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