What is Elp?
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Let's throw on some ELP!
An ELP (Earth-Like Planet) or, Terrestrial Planet, is a
ELPs, or Terrestrial Planets are markedly variant from other types of
Kon: "I think that ELP over there is a nice piece of realestate. Lets invade now."
Purp: "I don't think the Royal Galactic High Council will approve of us invading that one. It's full of
Kon: "Ooooh those are just
humans. They're tasty roasted."
An anciet clan that originated in africa.
They were a warrior clan best know for eating the penises of the animals they captured and drinking the animals sperm. This was believed to build muscle and to keep one healthy.
He must be part of the elp. Thats the third penis he's eatedn today.
ear licking problem
A person who goes around licking preferably mens hairy ears.
dude, he has a major elp.
Erection Lasting Problem
Refers to men who have a difficult time getting or keeping an erection. This problem can pertain both to elderly men but also young adolescence who have not gone through puberty properly and therefore there penis cannot pump enough blood to get their penis erect.
This man can't make love to his wife because he has ELP.
enjoys licking penises
Someone who is always looking to lick penises and often licks up to 50 penises a day
He is an elp, he's already on his knees and its not even noon.