Elphbert

What is Elphbert?


1.

The darkeest thing god created on this planet; a walking shadow; A person mistaken for being black but really not; another reference to a black hole

Person 1: Hey man did y'all see dat solar eclipse yesterday?

Person 2: nah that was just elphbert walking by.

See darkness, black, sexy, seductive, dark

2.

A name usually associated with trolls, elves, pixies, creatures associated with middle earth, villians, school boys turned dancers, darkness, night, and dark asians.

People like to make fun of Elphbert's darkness: When the teacher turned off the lights the students yelled, "where'd elphbert go?!"

See dark, walk, it, out, darkness, asian, filipino


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