What is Elphbert?
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The darkeest thing god created on this planet; a walking shadow; A person mistaken for being black but really not; another reference to a black hole
Person 1: Hey man did y'all see dat solar eclipse yesterday?
Person 2: nah that was just elphbert walking by.
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A name usually associated with trolls, elves, pixies, creatures associated with middle earth, villians, school boys turned dancers, darkness, night, and dark asians.
People like to make fun of Elphbert's darkness: When the teacher turned off the lights the students yelled, "where'd elphbert go?!"
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a person who frets about the possibilities of illnesses and medical conditions but won't do anything about the possible conditions
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