Elphus

What is Elphus?


1.

Someone who is is as funny as having Elephantitus in your own testicles.

Someone who bores you with lame jokes that leave you in pain.

That guy's a total fucking Elphus, man.

See elphus, elephantitus, lame, unfunny, boring


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