Elphus

What is Elphus?


1.

Someone who is is as funny as having Elephantitus in your own testicles.

Someone who bores you with lame jokes that leave you in pain.

That guy's a total fucking Elphus, man.

See elphus, elephantitus, lame, unfunny, boring


31

Random Words:

1. When one takes a hit of a joint, performs cunnilingus on a woman, then, after giving the woman proper satisfaction, comes up and exhales..
1. One of the many ways to spell the word that sounds like 'word'. There are many different meanings and each meaning has a diff..
1. Yellow sock: When a man has to much anal sex, his anus becomes streched out and he no longer able to control his bowel movemnets. He is ..