Elphus

What is Elphus?

Someone who is is as funny as having Elephantitus in your own testicles.

Someone who bores you with lame jokes that leave you in pain.

That guy's a total fucking Elphus, man.

See elphus, elephantitus, lame, unfunny, boring

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

W.m.g.a.s.

1. "Watch me giving a shit" look at me while i give a shit about you say , do, think ,etc. A: I bought a new car... B: W.M.G.A...

Prayerwalking

1. Spreading the message of the love of Christ by staking out gay bars, and apparently, receiving prostate massages from the newly converte..

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