Elphus

What is Elphus?

Someone who is is as funny as having Elephantitus in your own testicles.

Someone who bores you with lame jokes that leave you in pain.

That guy's a total fucking Elphus, man.

See elphus, elephantitus, lame, unfunny, boring

You'd've

1. short for you would have. you'd've thought he would've learned not to touch the stove by now...

Zvunkfed

1. To throw a sheet over someone's head and beat them wildly. Keith zvunkfed Tyler last year...

Uampts

1. just to piss someone off hi,where are you going? uampts pardon? uampts is your dad here? uampts See you, are, innit, hello..

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