Elphus

What is Elphus?

Someone who is is as funny as having Elephantitus in your own testicles.

Someone who bores you with lame jokes that leave you in pain.

That guy's a total fucking Elphus, man.

See elphus, elephantitus, lame, unfunny, boring

Polishing The Wood

1. A Euphemism for masturbation guy 1:hey you watch that porno i gave you last nite guy 2:ye i was polishing the wood wathcing it See ma..

Old-timey

1. 1. adj. Having aesthetic or intrinsic charactaristics that bring to mind things that are generally old-fashioned. In the aesthetic sense..

Schadenwank

1. An extreme form of schadenfreude displayed when showing absolute glee at another's misery or misfortune. Mo: I see your team lost ..

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