Elphus

What is Elphus?

Someone who is is as funny as having Elephantitus in your own testicles.

Someone who bores you with lame jokes that leave you in pain.

That guy's a total fucking Elphus, man.

See elphus, elephantitus, lame, unfunny, boring

Awsh

1. Basically aww 'cept even more aww-ey. Gal: Eeee Look at my new kitten! Gal 2: Awsh! It's so cute! See aww, sweet, cute, ado..

Foot Smash

1. To insert ones foot into a vagina with repetitive force "hey Jim, how'd you break your foot" "I foot smash this bi..

I'd Smite That

1. An expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have sex with the person. Used similarly to ' tap that', but generally used in..

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