Elphus

What is Elphus?

Someone who is is as funny as having Elephantitus in your own testicles.

Someone who bores you with lame jokes that leave you in pain.

That guy's a total fucking Elphus, man.

See elphus, elephantitus, lame, unfunny, boring

Queif

1. During sex, a small pocket of air gets pushed into the vagina. As the air leaves the vagina, it causes a noise to sound like a fart. 2...

Uey

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Jembo

1. Noun: a pal/not super close freind of yours thats loopy, crazy, and/or drunk. My jembo Angie is on a major rampage and is running aroun..

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