Elphus

What is Elphus?

Someone who is is as funny as having Elephantitus in your own testicles.

Someone who bores you with lame jokes that leave you in pain.

That guy's a total fucking Elphus, man.

See elphus, elephantitus, lame, unfunny, boring

I Dunno, Lol

1. ¯(°_o)/¯ Also written as: I dunno lol, Idunnolulz, dunnolulz "What does it feel like to hold a woman in your arms?" "I..

Corporate Fungus

1. A seemingly harmless but utterly deadly disease. Characterized by septic infections of chain stores and restaurants over what was once h..

Knights Of The Round Anus

1. Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting. Sir Elton John and Sir Ian M..

Elphus Edit Meaning