Elpirato Edit Meaning

1. An emergency, in which you require immediate, simultaneous oral sex. Alex: I had the shittiest day today. Geez, 6911! See 69, oral sex..

1. The brisk staccato, buttock clenched walk to the toilet when one is attempting to prevent turtle egress.From the gait adopted by 70&apos..

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..