What is Elproducto?
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a man known for flaunting his man-sausage to random strangers on the internet for nothing other than attention.
holy shit it's elproducto's cock!
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Mythical creature hailing from the suburbs known for displaying his penis to strangers and making lengthy, pedantic speeches on the proper interpretation of the film "Fight Club."
Hey, have you seen ElProducto's penis lately?
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the act of shoving 8 nutrigrain bars (preferably strawberry) up the asshole with full force and keeping time of how long you can keep th..