What is Elproducto?
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a man known for flaunting his man-sausage to random strangers on the internet for nothing other than attention.
holy shit it's elproducto's cock!
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Mythical creature hailing from the suburbs known for displaying his penis to strangers and making lengthy, pedantic speeches on the proper interpretation of the film "Fight Club."
Hey, have you seen ElProducto's penis lately?
Random Words:
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Guy who gets caught fucking his girlfriend in Bontannical Gardens.
"Dude, you just pulled an Alvin."..
