Elspethkelly

What is Elspethkelly?

1) the hottest girl ever born

2) someone very cool, who, despite her toolish ways, still manages to reek of sexy

elso is so hot, i wish i could marry her. alas, it's not legal yet.

Time Thief

1. 1. one who takes an extra 15 minutes for their lunch. every day. 2. a person (or persons) who comes back late from meetings even thoug..

Jizz Bath

1. Being jizzed on by two or more men at a time, real or metaphoric Dam, she just got a jizz bath, SHES DROWNIN..

Go Rub A Cunt

1. another way of saying' get out of my face generally used when one is frustrated or when someone bumps in the hall way "fuck..

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