Eltham College

What is Eltham College?


1.

ite Gay Stuck-up Racist Pricks who think they get girls. I would kick them in the balls but there is nothing there.

You get two types:

The Bisexual/Gay/Transvestite ones: these boys go around worshipping Jacko, Hannah Montana etc. they wear pink legwarmers, and act like idiots, and 90% end up as virgins until they are 40. The 10% that are left become drag queens.

The Racist Ugly Weirdos: They are generally about 3 ft for their whole lives, they look like squashed potatoes, and they are generally bastards. They end up as tramps living in a bin/cardboardbox with a pet condom for company. or sucsessful buisness men (sorry, it had to be said).

Eltham Boy: Hey, wanna go out some time?

Girl: Do you go Eltham College ?

Eltham Boy: Why, yes i do.

Girl: No way!

Eltham Boy: But i have pink legwarmers!!

Girl: Sorry, i dont date Bisexuals, i dont enjoy 3-somes.

See bastards, condoms, racist


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