Elton Brand

What is Elton Brand?


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1. A beast in the paint

2. One of the most underrated players in the league

1. Elton Brand is the best PF in the league not named Kevin Garnett or Tim Duncan.

2. Kid: "Dude this Elton Brand guy is pretty good"

Lakers fan: "Who?"


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