Elton Johner

What is Elton Johner?


1.

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

See elton, girlfriend, wife, gay, straight


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