Elton Johner

What is Elton Johner?

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

See elton, girlfriend, wife, gay, straight

Brizznazz

1. Prostitute with an additude. One who can bring joy and music to friends. Brizznazz is such a slut. See guy, person, brizz, stuff, sex..

Vadge Goggles

1. Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanilling..

Offender

1. noun; pronounced "uh-fen-duh" and therefore no article is needed before it; used to describe someone who hates or passionately..

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