Elton Johner

What is Elton Johner?

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

See elton, girlfriend, wife, gay, straight

Iowno

1. lazy shorthand for "i don't know" "hey amber, you gonna take a shot with me?" "iowno!" See i, don&..

Pleasure Pocket

1. Being in the zone, or hitting the sweet spot. Tiger Woods was in a real pleasure pocket over the final five holes. See sweet spot, in ..

Fagatomic Bomb

1. To drop gaynassity on someones ass. Gregg dropped a fagatomic bomb on Japsine's ass so hard he was gayized! See herb, fuckerism..

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