Elton Johner

What is Elton Johner?

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

See elton, girlfriend, wife, gay, straight

Irwang

1. The act of making passionate love to a cactus, or many cacti. After a long weekend of courting his new pet cactus it was finally time t..

Fat Dink

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Jimmy Sack

1. N. Another word for "a condom". Used to cover the jimmy (penis) and protect one from having sex. "Today i bought a jimmy..

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