What is Elton Johning?
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Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done
I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.
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Random Words:
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Giving a girl 7 orgasms in under 5 minutes causing her mind to become jumbled (scrambled)
Results in an inability to walk, move or thin..
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An exclamatory obscenity; used to express outrage beyond the scope of normal obscenities.
Mother piss box! My car got stolen again!..
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Extra extravagent.
my shoes are extravagazinating.
My Cock is extravagazinating.
See extra, extravagant..
