What is Elton Johning?
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Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done
I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.
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Random Words:
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When you can't drink enough to make the person look hot.
That person is unbeerable...
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Any human being that is a female
Good lord woman, all you are is a life support system for a pussy!
See whore, cum bucket, skank, skee..
