Elton Johning

What is Elton Johning?

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Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done

I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.

See unplugging, unplugged, ejing, creating
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