Eltons

What is Eltons?


1.

A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john

1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H

See gay, homosexual, yag, eltons, weak, wrist, homoness, yagometer


30

Random Words:

1. A Golf Cart driven by SMU (See definition). Special characteristics of a SMUCart also include: empty cans of Lucky Brand Beer, a scoreca..
1. Two guys fighting using moves from video games. These two guys in line for street fighter 4 got in an 8-bit brawl and one tried using h..
1. A group of 3 or more females who go out to parties and make out with each other but are not real lesbians. "Those girls are being ..