Eltons

What is Eltons?


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A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john

1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H

See gay, homosexual, yag, eltons, weak, wrist, homoness, yagometer


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