What is Elva?
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An Elva is a small person with big ideas. Generally responsible and good to be around. Cheese is a favorite for them along with bread, milk, cereal, and basically any dairy product except soy milk. REPEAT, no Soy Milk, may cause Elva to malfunction and or melt.
Also known in pocket form as the "Pocket Elva". Pocket Elvas are very useful for cleaning, homework, tutoring, answering odd questions, washing cars, and fighting other small people for cheese.
1.The Elva stole my cheese but helped me with my math homework.
2. I bought my Pocket Elva from Prague, she can teach english to foreign children!
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500 is the most you can have.
bro #1: dude that's sweet, i give it like 368 boners.
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