What is Elver?
1.
Petite cock.(if you read Memoirs of a Geisha, intercourse is analogous to an eel entering a cave and moving around to find the right spot and spitting when it likes the cave. COCK:EEL::BABY COCK:ELVER
aw...our pet elver...so cute.
"kick the elver! ...don't kick the elver!"
(derived from south park: "kick the baby!")
elver's hiding in the elver bush..he's shy. where'd he go?
See
2.
- A baby eel.
- Some clame it to be an urban elf.
Gimme that elver. I looks nice and Juicy.
Random Words:
1.
To be extremely hard where after four hours of hardness you still don't call a doctor.
"I'm feeling quite viagratastic t..
1.
Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections ..