Elves Edit Meaning

1.

A race of long lived or immortal beings known for their grace and beauty. They have a natural affinity for magic and nature and a propencity for shagging and 'nancying'. A little known fact is that elves who are born physically imperfect are sent to hidden mines deep in the earth where they work ceaselessly to keep their lovely brethren hip deep in the rarest of commodities- the natural sequin.

"I would love to help you build that shed but I must nancy!"

"He must be an elf..."

2.

Super sexy blondes with pointy ears

Everlasting life usually rangers

Literaly down to earth (only woodland)

Girls love 'em

They are very peacful

And they love lembas bread

Short light weight weapons used

Daggers knives (for otakus) kunai

Bow and arrow

Light long swords

Legolas is one sexy elf

Those chicks are such a green freaks they must be elves

Me: I'm an elf

Red: um barely

Me: yesh I am

Red: o rly nao?

Me: yesh <shoots tres with arrow>

huh sorry tree <hugs>

See elf, elfish, elvish, elvaan, elven, elves, legolas

3.

midget Elvis Presley impersonators.

mini, or miniature Elvis impersonators.

Check out those elves' sideburns.

See elvis, elvii, chops, elvis presley