What is Elves?
1.
A race of long lived or immortal beings known for their grace and beauty. They have a natural affinity for magic and nature and a propencity for shagging and 'nancying'. A little known fact is that elves who are born physically imperfect are sent to hidden mines deep in the earth where they work ceaselessly to keep their lovely brethren hip deep in the rarest of commodities- the natural sequin.
"I would love to help you build that shed but I must nancy!"
"He must be an elf..."
2.
Super sexy blondes with pointy ears
Everlasting life usually rangers
Literaly down to earth (only woodland)
Girls love 'em
They are very peacful
And they love lembas bread
Short light weight weapons used
Daggers knives (for otakus) kunai
Bow and arrow
Light long swords
Legolas is one sexy elf
Those chicks are such a green freaks they must be elves
Me: I'm an elf
Red: um barely
Me: yesh I am
Red: o rly nao?
Me: yesh <shoots tres with arrow>
huh sorry tree <hugs>
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3.
midget Elvis Presley impersonators.
mini, or miniature Elvis impersonators.
Check out those elves' sideburns.
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