Elvis Edit Meaning

1.

The Absolute King of Rock and Roll . all you other punkasses can sit down and breath thru your nose.

He truly was Americas Penis. Huge and sleek and envied by the hole world. You are a free american today, because of Elvis' greatness. If for nothing else America was known as the birthpace of Elvis.

Elvis AAron Presley- Lisa Maries dad.

He gave it all, a simple man devoured by the darkness.

The news reporter yelled ''Elvis , you are the King!'', and Elvis, the coolest guy in the world, said ''Naw man, Jesus is the King, im just a singer." Amen.

2.

King of Rock and Roll Heaven. Greatest singer and entertainer past, present, and future. A bright shining star like a comet going through the sound waves. Still number one of all celebraties, living or dead.

Elvis flying rock in space

Elvis Royalty

See king, elvis, presley, graceland, star

3.

Adj. One who is cooler than cool.

{Syn. Money}

"Shannon, You have so much elvis and you don't even know it!"

See money, king, elvs, shannon, cool, red, awesome, badass

4.

The king, jumpsuits, style icon

Brought blues to the masses then developed his own sound

Whether you admit it or not, all pop/rock musicians are disciples of elvis

Got fat and stupid at the end, and turned into a bumbling bafoon.

Died while having a dump and fell forwards, was found with his arse in the air, and a turd in the bowl.

At his best in the 68 comeback special.

"Hey, I Like Your Goblin Fancy Dress Outfit!!

"Thanks, It Is Rather Elvish"

See rock n roll, king, presley, jumpsuit, icon

5.

code name for a boy's play thing.

Carly loves when Elvis gets excited.

See dick, cock, pecker, weiner

6.

when you get a sideburn on a joint

youve got an elvis there stevie

See joint, green, rizla, sideburn, lighter

7.

The world's LARGEST elf.

Elvis was FANTASTIC until about 1974. All of that 74-76 stuff should be burned! His movies seem really dumb, and yet, somehow, they are very entertaining. Like Bruce Lee movies.

See elvis, bruce lee