Elvis Prezzie

What is Elvis Prezzie?


1.

A vigorous PELVIC THRUST, providing a pleasant sensation to both the giver and the recipient.

"The sort of PRESENT that a lady of my age really appreciates," confided Joan, smiling flirtatiously at Hector, "is an ELVIS PREZZIE, from a handsome, young man, such as yourself."

So saying, she let her peignoir fall open and pointed suggestively at a grey-bearded BOX, which was already half-unwrapped and winking pinkly in anticipation.

Hector, ever the gentleman, gave an immediate assurance that he was only too happy to mobilise his meat ration on her behalf.

"Ooh, you are GIFTED!" she gasped, as he delivered the pleasure that she craved.

See energetic, lusty, thrusting, Persson


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