Elvis Runes

What is Elvis Runes?

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Elvis Runes are an obscure form of communication developed by those too hip for Lord of the Rings, but not cool enough to know how to interpret graffiti.

Luckily the intercepted communication was transcribed in Elvis Runes, so their secret remained safe.

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