Elvischrist

What is Elvischrist?

Someone who looks like Elvis, wearing an inordinant amount of religious jewelry.

Look at Pete, He's thinks he's Elvischrist.

Head Wind

1. when having anal sex and the woman farts you get a little head wind. I was doing this chick (anal) and she gave me head wind. See head..

Crustys

1. Undercloths that have been soaked with sperm either from repeated coitus(not likely) or self masturbation (oh yeah) Dang Jim you better..

Utility Fruit

1. Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen. Lets go to the grocery store a..

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