Elwood

What is Elwood?


1.

1. A very small school district in New York. Nothing really of interest.

2. Boring

3. "The worst fucking place to grow up"

4. Home of the Cole train

1.

Person 1 "Yeah I'm from Elwood."

Person 2 "Where the hell is that?"

Person 1 "You know harborfields?"

Person 2 "Yeah"

Person 1 "Its near there"

Person 2 "Oh ok."

2.

Person 1 "Hey lets go do something"

Person 2 "Like what? This is Elwood, theres nothing to do!"

3. "Man Elwood sucks!"

4. "Oh shit, now you fucked up. the Cole trains coming!"

See elwood, nowhere, stupid, offensive

2.

A name you call someone when they're holding the bong or blunt and telling a story, taking forever to pass it. See Bogart

"hey Elwood, hit it already!"

See bogart, weed, bong, blunt

3.

A little district on long island.

you know your from elwood when...

1.You know everyones name in your school.

2.Theres about 200 people in your grade and even thats huge.

3.Everyone knows who you are and everything about you, before you do.

4.You think Burke or Geiser is hott.

5.Everyone not from elwood goes to elwood shopping center

6.Verley Park is the hot spot.

7.The Sit Down Lady is the only lunch lady you can bitch out on.

8.Elwood is probably the smallest town and you refuse to walk anywhere.

9.People who live 15 minutes away down know what "elwood' is.

10.You come home from class color day looking like an alien.

11.Everyone has had atleast one rumor spread about them

12.Your called a whore, no matter what you do.

13.You only run Track to stare at Burke

14.Tropical Smoothie is wear you spend all your money.

15.No good movies ever play at Elwood Quad

16.You know all the shortcuts for everything

17.You know the quick way through the fences near the tenis courts.

18.You know which side of the cafeteria to sit on.

19.You wish there was still feild day at the end of there year

20.You say you hate your life atleast once a week

21.You wanna move far far away

22.You hate that elwood is so small

23.You go in the El's on halloween and come home covered in shaving cream and other things.

24.You used to to know the lock combo for the ice machine.

25.Ms.Gise or however u wanna spell is is the only lunch lady i wouldnt talk back to.

26.mkay mkay mkay mkay. you have had mr.trabulsi or mr.mead

Im a hardcore elwoodian bitch.

See elwood, small, district, long island, town

4.

1990 Jeep Cherokee Grand Wagoneer.

Grey with fake wood paneling.

Purpose: to have sex in and is also great for hauling band equipment.

My first car was Elwood.

See the wood


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