What is Elwood Blues?
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The Younger of the Two Blues Brothers, he was played by Dan Aykroyd in the movies Blues Brothers and Blues Brothers 2000. Elwood is a motorhead, and sold the original Bluesmobile ((A Cadillac)) for a microphone. He then bought the new Bluesmobile, a 1940s Police Car, in an auction, and, by parking it in a
"I'd like some dry white toast, please."
"Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!"
"It's A hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"You can't LIE to a nun."
Elwood Blues dances like the cokiest queer in the village. <3
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when you keep wiping your ass because the shit paper is still dirty when you inspect it. You wonder when it will ever end and feels like..
