What is Ely?
1.
Someone not uber, but totally sexy
omg htat guy is such an ely
2.
The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's taken! (see
Ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.
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3.
1.someone from a rough area or
2.somebody whos hard or bad
1.he comes from a slum in london
2.he just got kicked out of class
he's so ely
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4.
verb.
A very unattractive person
Also known as bitchy, ungrateful, stuck up.
God i hate that girl, she is so.... ely
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5.
someone who engages in 69 position with Jake on a daily basis. also one who uses 2 dots instead of 3 like such.. Ely is also someone who lacks in the height area. but behind his peach fuzz there is no chin just another fist (this may seem slightly impossible since u can see thru peach fuzz but just shut the fuck up.) Ely also knows every fucking line Family Guy has ever said and punishes u if u dont get the quote exactly fucking right.
Ely: Hey jake
Jake: No i dont want to engage in 69 position Ely
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6.
The briefest of inklings that all is not well. Things could still be turn out to be OK but usually get a shitload worse.
"Hey Jasper, I've just had a major ely dude, have you seen the hamster since I gave the tumble a whirl?"
7.
The feeling in the pit of the belly that something somewhere has gone badly wrong
I woke up this morning with an ELY
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