What is Elzaphant?
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Someone that makes the sound of a stampede while walking.Other sounds made range from screeching banshee to wild boar.Also beware of its "ass-gaze", where it bends over and shows you a world of pain.Its "flat tire" may also cause severe amounts of disturbance;you will know what the flat tire is if you see it.
1.Holy shit, what the hell is that sound?!Oh no, it's and elzaphant!
2.I almost threw up when I saw that elzaphant.
