Ema Edit Meaning

1.

Education Maintenance Allowance

A weekly payment given to some college students in the UK for having 100% attendance. Eligible students will receive £10, £20 or £30 depending on their household income. A total of £500 in bonuses can be received if the student returns to college each turn. The purpose of ema is to help students who may struggle financially, but really it's just a way of bribing students to come to college.

I hate my next lesson but if I don't go I won't get my ema this week.

See college, sixth, form, students, money

2.

the coolest name ever

"wow that chick has the coolest name" "what is it?" "Ema of cores"

See sexy, cool, awesome, tastey

3.

Empty My Arse - You need to go sitdown and lay a big steamer

Pronounced as three seperate letters.Eg - "E emm aye"

Phil- " God damn that curry is not agreeing with me, i need to go Ema!"

See poo, turd, shit, nard, drop the kids off

4.

Eat My Ass. Used derisively.

"You want me to go to the supermarket just to get you Milanos? EMA."

See eat, butt, analingus, fellatio, cunnilingus

5.

The 'let's give working class children with estranged parents money for going to school!' government allowance. Thinly veiled scheme for increasing that all-important 'equal opportunities' quota. In other words, highly unfair system that bribes working class scum and commoners with divorced parents and semi-detached ex-council houses up to £30 per week for carrying on for sixth-form, in order to make the current Labour government seem caring, liberal and all for equality.

'Hey, my parents aren't educated, i live in a council estate, i 'm ill-bred, and stupid as sin- i get £30 a week for going to school!' (typical EMA-reciever)

'I'm a child of university educated parents with good jobs, i have an IQ of 145, i enjoy learning, i'm going to university next year, and just because my parents committed the heinous crime of being upper-middle class and sensible enough not to GIVE me £30 a week allowance i have to work my ass off each week to earn my money instead of sitting around doing fuck all like the working class scum of Britain' (me)

See middle class, working class, unfair

6.

Feminine version of emo. {Pronounced E-muh}

That one girl tries to be so ema by walking with her head down.

See emo, poser, girl, wannabe, shit, Towel Head