E-mail Edit Meaning

1.

a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.

Always scan your e-mails for viruses.

See that guy

2.

Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.

- Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today.

See mail, facebook, junk, clog, face, book

3.

E-mail. A new way of making a titof yourself in the office. Caused by sending to all, rather than your boss, or sending to your boss rather than to all. This is usually followed by the ailment known as foot in mouth, which itself is followed by being metaphorically raped, grilled, or rinsed.

Me: Hey, I found this hilarious picture of my boss on a porn site...let me see, I'll e-mail it to everyone and we can laugh at him...

*Pause*

*E-mail from boss, asking to see him RE the picture he just recieved...*

Oh shit!

Alternatively...

Me: This guy in my office is pissing me off. Jeez, just because I got found with his dog. I'm gonna e-mail the boss and ask for a transfer.

*Pause*

*Entire room erupts in laughter*

Oh shit!

See e-mail, email, rinsed, grilled, raped

4.

Something (word/image) that is sent using the internet. the most common type is the mail chain.

i´m going to send you a e-mail.

i´ve got e-mail!!.

You received a e-mail!.

See electronic mail, mail, messages

5.

The only reason why people have a MySpace

Why use e-mail when you could use MySpaceMail?

See myspace, losers

6.

Something that Homestar Runner says to make something appear randomly...

Homestar: E-mail!

Strong Bad: I'm a-knocking on heaven's door *falls* HOLY CRAP!

7.

Why I can barely use the computer. Maybe I should check for viruses from now on.

It's e-mail time again! Thus, it's also virus time again!