What is Email Paranoia?
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Becoming paranoid and anxious when you don't receive any email for a long time. Most applicable to office mails when you otherwise receive a ton of them (with issues).
Bob: (in worried tone, holding stongly to his coffee in office) I haven't got a single mail from last 10 minutes! Something is wrong!
Kevin: Don't worry Bob, you're just experiencing email paranoia. Take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next shit load of issues soon.
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A nation of people who roll on floors laughing.
Mike: ZOMGLOL I joined the roflnation, rofl!
Sean: zomg, you weren't in the rolfn..
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One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.
Friend 1: "You're still talki..
