Emancipation Proclamation Edit Meaning

1.

Wrapping a hamster (or similar rodent) in duct tape so you can safely fuck it without the danger of a messy split.

The sixteenth President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln, was famous for the Emancipation Proclamation.

2.

The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.

Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"

Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"

See abe lincoln, man chowder, john wilkes booth

3.

By dingo!

<Chef> Haven't you heard of Emancipation Proclamation?

<Sarge> Uh, I don't listen to hip-hop.