What is Emasian?
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An asian that doesn't like to get his pants dirty, who writes songs about pretty leaves, gets the sniffles a lot, put stickers on tractors, goes to the ritzy but not too ritzy coffee shops, and cries while doing all of the above.
That kid is so emasian that sometimes he cries and then his parents fight and he cries some more.
Random Words:
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..