Emba

What is Emba?

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Abbreviation for "Excessive Masturbation Back Alive"

Describing what happens after a long painful course of abstinence.

"How've you been lately? You definitely look and sound jaded for some reason..."

"Well, yeah, EMBA, you know!"

"Executive Masters of Business Administration? That sounds totally not you!"

"No, Excessive Masturbation Back Alive. I thought I could actually wait long enough to have a wet dream when I decided to try abstinence, even deleting all my porn. It didn't work, and I just went on this spree of jacking off!"

See beat off, jack off, abstinence
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