Embalden

What is Embalden?

To shave your head when you become self-conscious about your hair loss just because you think it makes you look more manly, when it doesn't!

Kent thought people kept looking at his comb-over, so he decided to embalden himself. Now he looks like an arse.

See slaphead, baldy

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