What is Embalmed?
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To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.
Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.
Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!
<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.
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