What is Embalmed?
1.
To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.
Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.
Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!
<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.
See
Random Words:
1.
The natural allergic reaction had by an intelligent, thinking person when confronted by a world of tribalized, reactionary proto-humans...
1.
An alternate word to describe the Fox "News" channel, signifying both the extreme right-wing bias of the network and the lack ..
