Embalmed

What is Embalmed?

To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.

Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.

Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!

<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.

See drunk, hammered, lomaxed, shit faced, dead

Zayed

1. Not very smart, always needs help are u zayed or u just born like that 2. A large huge chunk of bodily mass. Experts now define this ..

Properlicious

1. a word used to describe something worthy of the name. to be very proper thats some good orange juice. it was properlicious See proper..

Epicosious

1. Anotherway of saying Epic when wasted. Wow thats epicosious, look at those colours. See epic, large, huge, significant, great, DJrumin..

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