Embalmed

What is Embalmed?

To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.

Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.

Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!

<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.

See drunk, hammered, lomaxed, shit faced, dead

Gbt/

1. It is short for 'go back to', followed by a place. Used wherever idiots flock on the internets, like forums or image boards. I..

Pfl

1. A message board/online forum abbreviation for "Posting for Later" Oh, shit! I don't have time to read this before work! ..

W+k

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..

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