Embarassed Turtle

What is Embarassed Turtle?


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Taking the limp penis and pushing in back into you as far as it can go. Then you take the loose scrotum (best when out of a hot-tub or hot shower) and fold it from under, on to the top of your penis therefore resembling a turtle hiding in its shell.

The Embarassed Turtle, the Bat Wing, and the Brain are some of my favorite penis molding techniques during boredom.

See embarassed, turtle, shell, shower


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