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1. Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis spark..

1. Kiss The Guns something going your way/being successful (From a wrestler celebrating by kissing their biceps) "I just got that ..

1. someone who is two brain cells short of being a dumbass Hey rretard, don't stick your hand in the garbage disposal!!!!!!..