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When you push too hard on an oversaturated paint brush and it produces a sudden wet fart noise
---Did you just anal belch?
-No, it was..
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Constipation due to being away from home and out of your usual bowel movement routine.
After the cross country trip to San Diego for th..
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Like the Batmobile, but adhearing to the speed limits
Bless this drive by, and I will take fries with that
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the chariot of an old m..
