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The arsehole who set the bed on fire after falling asleep with a lit post-shag fag.
Uncle: Did you hear about that lad next door that s..
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Fear of purchasing possessions that are both large and expensive.
I was thinking of buying that big flat screen set, but had a severe c..
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One who tickles goblins.
That joe sure is a goblin tickler...