Emerald Necklace

What is Emerald Necklace?

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Just like a pearl necklace, except when the guy has an infection or STD, making his spooge a greenish color.

"Dude, I got to get to the doctor cuz I was trying to give this bitch a pearl necklace for her birthday, but it came out as an emerald necklace instead. I shouldn't have went to that Thai hooker on my business trip last month... she must have given me gonhorrea."

See necklace, emerald, pearl necklace, cum, dick cheney
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