What is Emerald Nuts?
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the california nut company with commercials more random than something at mailboxes etc. the weird thing... i get all of them
evesdropping nebraskans... envious nomads... entangled nine-year-olds?
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What hangs between the legs of the Lucky Charms leprechaun.
Wow, that leprechaun has huge emerald nuts!
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