Emergency Chocolate

What is Emergency Chocolate?


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Chocolate you eat when you go through: Chocolate craving, lovesickness, Exam Pressure, mild anxiety and extreme hunger.

Girl: Oh eem gee!! This is so not my day!

Friend: Why? What's goin' on?

Girl: I'm feelin' blue...

Friend: Why don’t you grab some Emergency chocolate that will sure make you feel better.

See crisis, disaster, tragedy


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