Emergency Coons

What is Emergency Coons?

Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.

Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.

This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.

Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!

Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!

Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!

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