What is Emergency Gum?
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Your about to hook up with a girl and you were drinking, and you come across your nasty Beer Breath and thats where your emergency gum comes in effect. You have to be sneaky and cleaver to get this by a suspicous girl- first you lean over acting lik your going to cough, then you slip the gum mouth, and proceed with the original plan.
"Jim realizes that he has beer breathe so he secretly sneaks a piece of refreshing emergency gum."
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