Emergency Pants

What is Emergency Pants?

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A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.

The pizza was of Romanproportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants

I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!

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