What is Emergency Pants?
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A pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. Usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the
The pizza was of
Roman proportions, but luckily I was wearing my emergency pants
I was so ill I shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!
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Port-manteau of "apostrophe" (a constanly misused grammatical item) and "anathema" (something cursed or damned), use..
