Emergency Shit

What is Emergency Shit?


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the shit that is on it's way RIGHT NOW and will come out in 13.2 seconds whether you are on/near the toilet or not; usually results in an assplosion

As soon as I got the bubbleguts, I knew it was gonna be an emergency shit and almost didn't make it.

See bubbleguts, assplosion, explosive diarrhea, green apple splatters, ass gravy


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