Emergency Vagina

What is Emergency Vagina?


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A term invented by the great Luke A. in our senior year weight training class. A term that describes the emergency surgery a hermaphrodite female had to undergo as a result of a very small vagina and an ambiguous clitoris. Rumor has it that her pink taco was too small to pee. The emergency surgery in effect "cut" a cunt for this chick. Isn't the Discovery Channel great?!

Oh my gosh, I'm in desperate need of some emergency vagina right now. I need something to play with!

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