Emergent Edit Meaning

1. Almost complete incapacitation due to excessive alcohol consumption. A toilet-hugger is likely to wake up in the morning on the lavatory..

1. What happens when two monkeys get into a sort of "cockfight", but instead throw turds at each other. The epic turd fight betw..

1. A LiveJournal user who exudes the ultimate in contrived humor in an attempt to feel internet-loved. Once took a month leave from the in..