Emerson Policeman

What is Emerson Policeman?


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noun.

1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.

Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish

Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.

Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

Person 1 Says: "I was stopped by an asshole that smelled like a small oily fish. He was overweight and overpaid."

Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!"

See fuzz, scumbag, flatfoot, cop, prick, slacker, loser, bum


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