What is Emily Jean Dehart?
1.
The girl I most adore in this world, the one that fills my thoughts and my Dreams with infinite vistas of joy and intimacy. Her eyes are gorgeous, and if you meet her gaze for even a second, then you are surely lost. They reach into to you and soothe your every fear and every doubt. They whisper "It's ok" when all you ca think of is "No its not." Her skin is like ivory, but looksas soft as silk. It screams to be touched, carresed, and kissed. Her lips call to me in every waking moment, and many when I am asleep. She is the only girl I'm willing to take a sledgehammer to a metaphorical door for, even when I have the key. Above all she makes me happy. I can't think of her without smiling.
1. "Hey look it's Carmen Electra!"
"No, that's Emily.
"Even better!"
2. Verb.
To come into someones life just before they've given up on romance entriely and remind them why it's all worth it.
example:" Dude she totally Emily Jean Deharted me. It was amazing."
*May also be abbreviated to "Emilyed" or "EJD'ed"
3 Verb.
To Break off a unicorn's horn and stab it in the throat with it.
example: "OH MY GOD! you just emilyed the shit out of that unicorn!"
4. The perfect person.
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