Emily's Greyhound

What is Emily's Greyhound?


1.

The act of a male placing his balls behind him before getting on all fours and pretending to be a greyhound around the house. Named after original inventor.

Hey Emily honey, you know what would be funny??!!! Me as a greyhound……..woof, woof

ergo Emily's greyhound

have the neighbours got a new dog???

no thats not a dog it's Emily's Greyhound

Oh i see, sorry my mistake

See dogs, greyhound, mangina, emily, doggy


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